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I'm
not gay or bisexual, but these girls might make me think twice...
this is my list of the sexiest women in the world. I ranked
these hotties based entirely on sex appeal, so don't get on
my case if you think that one or two of the girls don't have
the best attitudes. Afterall, they're supposed to be bitchy...
they're freaking sexy. I'd be bitchy too!
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Honorable
Mention:
Salma Hayek
In
my opinion, 'From Dusk 'Til Dawn' was one of the most
memorable movies of all time. Remember the bar scene
with the seductive "Santanico Pandemonium"(as
her role was called) doing the famous snake dance on
the bartops? I remember seeing that scene in the movie
theater, and seeing every male mouth drop when Salma
took center stage. Well, male reaction to her hasn't
changed much, and we can look forward to seeing much
more of this Mexico native. Her exotic eyes, flowing
black hair, and curvaceous figure are what make this
latin beauty stand out as Hollywood eye-candy. What
a treat she is...
You
can see more of Salma at HayekHeaven.net
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15.
Beyonce Knowles
Hip-Hop
mogul Jay-Z is revered as one of the luckiest men in
the music industry, and we all know it's not because
he's making the millions. His girlfriend, Beyonce, is
one of the hottest tickets in the entertainment world
today. And she's not leaving the spotlight anytime soon.
With the release of her first solo album, 'Dangerously
In Love', this R&B songstress has leveled out as
one of the newest sex symbols on the market. With the
face of an angel, and a bootylicious body, she'll be
topping charts for years to come... And you won't hear
many complaints about that.
You can see more of Beyonce at BeyonceOnline.com
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14.
Valeria Mazza
Don't
cry for her, Argentina... we'll give her back when we're
done, we promise. This South American native headed
north to New York to pursue a career in modeling. Heads
turned all over the world when Valeria appeared on the
cover of the Sports Illustrated Suimsuit Issue alongside
Tyra Banks. With her Bardot-esque qualities, and her
toned slim physique, it's no wonder that the fashion
industry embraced this platinum blonde as one the hottest
supermodels in history. I can honestly say that I wouldn't
mind embracing her once or twice myself.
You can see more of Valeria at SportsIllustrated.cnn.com
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13.
Halle Berry
This
Oscar-winning actress is regarded as one of the sexiest
females in Hollywood today, which is no surprise to
any of us. Halle's velvety skin, seductive brown eyes,
and perfect body make this on-screen vixen a favorite
amongst hot-chick lovers worldwide. Halle is due to
come out with a new thriller in October called 'Gothika',
where she plays a psychiatrist that wakes up as a patient
in the asylum that she worked in, not remembering having
committed a terrible crime. I dunno guys, but I'd have
to say that it wouldn't be hard for Halle to beat the
system in real life. And judges around the country agree...
You
can see more of Halle at Hallewood.com
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12.
Nina Brosh
Most
of you will not be familiar with my number twelve off-hand.
This Russian/Chinese supermodel made her mark in fashion
history after doing the highly popular Bebe ad campaigns,
as well as appearing in ads for Givenchy and Evian.
Nina's delicate features, and slim frame are what make
me and many others animalistically attracted to this
doll. Something about her mildly reminds me of a cross
between Mia Farrow and Fiona Apple, which is fine with
me because I'm a fan of both. Nina is slated to make
her acting debut in an independent film soon...I'll
cross my fingers that she'll be doing a nude scene,
hehe.
You
can see more of Nina at AtPictures.com
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11.
Tera Patrick
There
was never any rivalry between this exotic spice and
Carmen Electra. However, Carmen's real name was also
Tara Patrick. Our number eleven was so hot that there
was only room for one Tera in this world, and guess
who it was...? Move over Carmen! Just kidding. Prince
named her 'Carmen'. I just think she should've stuck
with her real name though. Whatever. Finders' keepers,
and Tera truly is a keeper, standing at a statuesque
5'9 (6'0 with heels), and a natural 36D. This rising
adult film starlet has dominated the market, and her
DVD's are some of the bestsellers of all time. If only
she'll do that private video...
You
can see more of Tera at TeraPatrick.com
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10.
Sofia Vergara
Never
has there been a better Colombian export since coffee.
Rich and thick with that full-bodied flavor...mmmm.
Hey, I'm talking about the coffee, guys. And Sofia...
yes. She is as intoxicating as the white powdery stuff
that my Hollywood neighbors' import from her country.
Those exotic eyes, that brickhouse of a body... *thud*
Let me pick my tongue back up from off of the floor.
Sorry. Sofia is hugely famous in Latin America, and
is now making her crossover to the states as an international
actress. Let me be the first to roll out the red carpet...
leading straight into my bedroom.
You can see more of Sofia at SofiaVergara.com
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9.
Angelina Jolie
Being
the daughter of Oscar-winning actor Jon Voight must've
been hard on little Angelina. So hard, in fact, that
she felt compelled to upstage her father by growing
up and becoming one of the world's hottest female celebrities.
Life is hard, especially when every man in the world
has sexual fantasies of you every night. So how does
this young starlet cope? Single once again, this adopted
mommy stays home with her son, and far away from Billy
Bob. "I think I'll never get married again,"
says Angelina. And who wouldn't want to marry this fiery,
voluptuous and extremely kissable seductress? We feel
for you, Angelina...
You
can see more of Angelina at AngelinaJolie.nu
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8.
Irina Voronina
Another
one of Hef's great decisions was to crown this Russian
hottie in January of 2001 as their Playmate of the Month.
This tall, slender blonde puts Barbie to shame. And
Barbie should be ashamed! There's no plastic in this
package because Irina is all-natural, just the way I
like 'em. Piercing blue eyes, a pouty pucker, and a
rockin' figure is what urged Vogue, Bazaar, the Hard
Rock Hotel, and Skyy Vodka to book this package. I scoured
the internet, and couldn't find anything on this girl
other than her Playboy pictures (sorry for the crop),
so let's cross our fingers and hope that she makes a
site of her own soon.
You
can see more of Irina at Playboy.com
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7.
Veronika Zemanova
All
I can say when I look at pictures of this Czech sensation
is "ahhhhhh...". Men's magazine readers worldwide
were dumbfounded when Veronika stepped into the spotlight
years ago. A natural in front of the camera, Veronica's
captivating eyes, voluptuous physique and full-figured
pout has kept her audience entranced and begging for
more. This goddess even went on to record an album with
record label, 'Bizarre Music', in 2002. I don't know
about you, but the only thing that I'd find bizarre
about Veronika is that she's still single! I'd take
her off of the auction block anyday...
You can see more of Veronika at Suze.net
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6.
Jennifer Walcott
Playboy's
best idea yet was to make this bunny their centerfold
for August of 2001. I mean, how could you go wrong?
Jennifer's tone build, warm brown eyes, and luscious
lips make this hottie a definite site for sore eyes.
Born and raised in Ohio, it's a wonder to me why any
one of those corn-fed farmers' boys didn't tie this
one down to keep her from moving to LA! Ah well, their
loss is an eyeful of gain for us. And we're very grateful
for that...
You can see more of Jennifer at JenniferWalcott.com
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5.
Aria Giovanni
The
internet just hasn't been the same since the day that
this beauty stepped foot on the scene. Penthouse Magazine
was fortunate enough to snag Aria as their September
2000 centerfold and cover model, inducing her into the
Penthouse Pet hall-of-fame. Since then, I'd say that
Aria has become, arguably, the most downloaded Pet on
the internet. Gracing the pages of countless magazines,
websites, and appearing in several top-selling DVD's
and videos, this California-native is high on my list
of to-do's. Okay, gotta go, time to run some errands...
hehehe
You can see more of Aria at AriaGiovanni.com
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4.
Britney Spears
Now,
this list just wouldn't be complete if I left out my
favorite girl-toy of all time. America's favorite girl-next-door
turned Girls-Gone-Wild is hardly a woman yet, and is
already a common fantasy for men around the world. I
don't even think I have to explain the phenomenon that
is Britney... what I will say is, this blonde siren's
day will not be up for years to come. What, with those
big brown eyes, abs of steel, and a backside to match,
I doubt we'll ever get enough of Britney... and even
if the world did, I'd be ready and waiting for my pop-singing
songstress. You can hit me baby one more
time...
You can see more of Britney at BritneySpears.com
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3.
Megan Ewing
This
brunette sex kitten first made her debut as the face
of the 2001 Guess? ad campaigns. You may remember her
as the smokey-eyed, freckled-faced temptress with just-sexed-hair
seducing her way through their catalogs and onto their
billboards. I remember this Texan as a really nice dream...
staring into her steely grey-blue-green eyes, whipped
cream in hand. Ohp, did I say that aloud? Nevermind
that. We sure hope to see more of Megan in the future.
And I know that I can speak for the rest of you on this
one.
You can see more of Megan at Guess.com
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2.
Petra Nemcova
Number two brings us the hottest Czech supermodel
to sashay the runways. Petra gained recognition after
landing on the cover of the 2003 Sports Illustrated
Swimsuit Issue, and since then, we've seen her plastered
all over magazine stands worldwide. Armed with an infectious
smile, a smoldering set of eyes, and a body to launch
a thousand ships, Petra will soon start her quest for
world domination, one man at a time. Or in this case,
one drooling nude model at a time.
You can see more of Petra at SportsIllustrated.cnn.com
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1.
Adriana Lima
We all know that we've caught ourselves fantasizing
about this hottie while browsing through the latest
Victoria's Secret catalogs. Her all-natural slender
physique, bronze skin, raven hair, and icy blue eyes
make this vixen a delectable package indeed. Yum! This
brazilian bombshell tops out my list at number one,
not only because she is hugely famous, but there is
no other girl in this world that I'd rather bone if
I were to bone a girl. Now that's saying a lot.
You can see more of Adriana at VictoriasSecret.com
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