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I
figured that it was due time that I update my site with
a new, introspective interview for ya'll to read over
and learn from. So I was thinking… "Should I
do a boring old interview where I manufacture the questions
and tell my site visitors the boring old stuff that they
already know? Or should I try something new and exciting,
like having one of my hot friends talk with me about all
of the things that guys are too scared to ask me about…?"
So I bribed* Hannah into sitting in with me on an AIM
conversation for a nice little interview for my site…
So picture this. Hannah and Cherie, at Cherie's house
on a hot sweaty spring day… lounging around in their
skivvies, Hannah on her laptop, Cherie on her PC, relaying
messages to each other from across the room. Yes, this
is every day for us. Now, read on, young disciples… |
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= this interview cost me a pot of hot and sour soup, folks
Cheriebaybee: Dude, so what should we talk about…?
Maybe I should refer to those Maxims over there in the corner,
on top of the pile of panties. Like, what do guys want to
know about…?
HoneySweetHannah: I dunno, like, all the perverted
stuff… what you wear to bed, your sexual habits, what
brand of tampons… oh, that's not perverted, that's just
gross. Boys are gross sometimes.
Cheriebaybee: Sometimes?! HAHAHAHA!
HoneySweetHannah: OK, ALL the time. Hahaha!
Cheriebaybee: Um… ok. Lessee… let's talk
about… f*ck dude. I dunno. This is lame. We do so many
interviews… how do we not know what to ask…? Geezus.
Ok, why don't you address why I changed my name to Cherie
Roberts since I've been getting e-mails about that again lately…
HoneySweetHannah: Ok, Miss Roberts, why did you change
your name from Kitana Jade to Cherie Roberts…? Hahaha
Cheriebaybee: Umm, well, Miss Honey Sweet, as we all
know, I was once a stripper at a club in San Francisco. My
stage name was Kitana, and when the company asked me to pose
for their magazine, I needed a surname to distinguish me from
the rest of the Kitana's of the exotic dancer world. So I
chose Jade, since that had actually been my first choice of
names. It was taken at my club though. Anyway, I used it for
most of my early modeling which was all of the adult stuff.
Later on, I decided that 'Kitana Jade' sounded too hokey and
started using my real name. Adult companies would still want
to book me, but wanted to use my name 'Kitana' since it was
already known in the adult world. So it's not like I used
'Kitana Jade' to do all of my dirty work under… like,
I read all of the time online that I try to hide from my porn
past with my 'Cherie Roberts' name. That's SO not the case.
HoneySweetHannah: People are stupid. Why would they
think that you're trying to hide when you publicly announce
that you use both names? Lame!
Cheriebaybee: I know! I hate people! Why do we subject
ourselves to this, Hannah?!
HoneySweetHannah: Well, if people are talking smack
about you, it probably means that you've made it, so take
it as a compliment.
Cheriebaybee: Yeah. I guess. Hmpf. Do you ever get
lame people that harass you about your lack of surname?
HoneySweetHannah: OH MY GOD. Yes. All the time…
The more they want to know, the more adamant I am about not
telling them. That causes them to want to know even more!
Some people expect me to make them the exception, as if I
should tell them and not anyone else. If I wanted people to
know my last name, I would tell everybody. There's no need
for it. Many people have stage names or only need one name.
You know, like Madonna or Cher. Hahaha
Cheriebaybee: Hahaha… yeah. There's Madonna, Cher,
Prince, Bono, and then the legendary Hannah. Haha…
HoneySweetHannah: And just like Madonna grew out of
being called 'The Material Girl', I have SO outgrown being
called 'Honey Sweet Hannah'. I guess it all started because
my original fan club was titled 'Honey Sweet Hannah', so everyone
assumed that I wanted to be referred to as that. Such is not
the case!
Cheriebaybee: Hahaha. Maybe I should change your name
for this interview.
HoneySweetHannah: Yeah, or at least change it to something
more fitting, like 'Hellacious Hannah'.
Cheriebaybee: Hmmm. Nah. When I went with you as my
interviewer, I was using the brand name 'Honey Sweet Hannah'.
Stop trying to hide from your porn past!
HoneySweetHannah: Oh yeah, hahaha. You busted me. Actually,
isn't 'Honey Sweet Hannah' a kind of Jewish bread? Random
fact for ya, folks…
Cheriebaybee: Yeah, that is pretty random. Speaking
of Jewish, this whole 'Passions' thing is really getting on
my nerves already. I mean… come on. It's a freaking movie,
and all we're doing by talking about it is making Mel Gibson's
wallet fatter. Whatever, man. I'm over it.
HoneySweetHannah: Speaking of making wallets fatter,
what do you think about the fans who steal copyrighted media
from your site and others that you appear on and post it online
for every one else to see for free? Seems to me, if they're
really your fans, they'll support you so that you'll keep
doing what you're doing. This is a job for you, not a hobby.
Right…?
Cheriebaybee: Oh my god. Yes. Dude… Don't get
me started. I am SO over people that think that I get money
for just being me. I don't work a nine-to-five job. I spend
all of my time working on my site, or working on things that
will benefit my site's promotion. It really irks me to see
people take my hard work and put it all over the internet.
More than that, I really despise reading how people justify
doing so. Like, "you don't think she makes millions,
man? I'm not stealing from her; she makes enough as it is…"
HAH! Man… I live like the rest of the world… that's
like me walking into your house and walking out with your
furniture or something. How f*cking rude…
HoneySweetHannah: Yeah, I can kind of relate. When
I'm at the shows selling merch, every one wants something
for free. Again, they expect you to make them the exception
and give them a free 8X10 or something. I tell them, if I
give them a free one, then I'd have to give one to everyone
else too. Then they say, "But I'm broke. I don't have
any money." To which I reply, "… yeah, me too.
That's why I'm out here selling my merch and trying to make
a living."
Cheriebaybee: Hahaha. Dude. I feel your pain. I think
sometimes people tend to think that because our jobs carry
a level of worldwide celebrity with it, that we make money
like typical celebrities do. I mean, we live comfortably,
but we're not rollin' with our bling and Rolls in Beverly
Hills, by any means.
HoneySweetHannah: Yeah, but then there are the fans
that appreciate what we do, and support us so that we will
continue to model.
Cheriebaybee: Yeah, I am so grateful for that select
few. I mean, really. I read so much negativity and it's such
a relief to read the responses from the people that back me.
I'm not usually there to defend myself, and I am so glad to
know that I have people there when I can't be. And they're
so appreciated… all of those that come out to every show,
and sign up to my site, and everything else that I'm involved
with. I am so glad that they are all here! I wouldn't be around
if not…
HoneySweetHannah: Wow. I think that we're not being
all that interesting, or we're avoiding talking about the
things that they really want to know. Hehehe
Cheriebaybee: Hahaha… oh, like how you and I sleep
together naked every night? Hahaha! You mean that type of
stuff?
HoneySweetHannah: Yeah, they want the dirt.
Cheriebaybee: Hmm. Well, we can start off with the
burning question that everyone has wanted to know…
HoneySweetHannah: Which is…?
Cheriebaybee: Whether or not you and I am an 'item'!
HoneySweetHannah: So what do we want to tell 'em, Cher?
Cheriebaybee: Hahaha… let's skip that question.
HoneySweetHannah: I concur.
Cheriebaybee: No really… what could dudes possibly
want to know about? Like, how often I masturbate? What does
that really matter? I mean, would it make it easier for guys
to sleep at night knowing? Weird…
HoneySweetHannah: Well, you know, boys will be boys…
maybe they wanna know what kind of things turn you on…?
Cheriebaybee: Hahaha… Hannah, do you think that
they REALLY want to know?! They'd think that I was some sick
freak and then they'd lose that whole 'good girl' image of
me… You can't do that. I have to make them think that
I'm all about cotton candy and butterflies…
HoneySweetHannah: Cher, even good girls get horny.
Cheriebaybee: HAH! You can't prove that.
HoneySweetHannah: Hmmmm…well, actually… HAHAHA…
Never mind.
Cheriebaybee: HEY! Don't be spillin' the beans, loose
lips!
HoneySweetHannah: Don't make me slip a coochie shot
in when I'm shooting your amateur photosets for your site!
Cheriebaybee: You wouldn't!
HoneySweetHannah: Watch me… muahahahahaha!
Cheriebaybee: Ew… That's evil. Fine… I'll
play nice… for now. So now what? Let's talk about music,
our second favorite thing after food. Ok, third, after sleep.
Ok, fourth after sex. What are your favorite bands, once again
for the kids who didn't pay attention the first time around…?
HoneySweetHannah: I am a huge Smiths/ Morrissey fan.
I also love the Misfits, AFI, and Postal Service and lately
I've been getting really into Michael Buble´. I am into
all kinds of music, it depends on my mood. What about you?
When I don't make us listen to Morrissey twenty-four seven,
what do you like to listen to…?
Cheriebaybee: Hahaha… thought you'd never ask!
Hahaha… just kidding. You know that I love my Morrissey
as much as the next Morrissey freak… although I don't
know how down I am to stalk him. You know, everyone says that
he lives right up Sweetzer… Hahaha… Well. I love
so many musicians. My favorite band by default has to be Stone
Temple Pilots, just because I have sold my soul to ensure
Scott Weiland's sobriety. Obviously, the devil lies…
other than that… I love the Deftones, Soundgarden, Tool,
Alice in Chains, basically anything from the 90's grunge/industrial
movement. That's SO my generation! Minus Pearl Jam. Eddie
Vedder can suck my cock. I'm also a big oldies fan… very
into the Beatles, Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Simon and
Garfunkel, Elton John, Bee Gees, the Carpenters, etc…
as you know from listening to my Itunes blasting every day.
And we love our 80's! The Cure, MORRISSEY, are you happy HANNAH?
New Order, Tears for Fears, Echo and the Bunnymen, Depeche
Mode, Erasure, Joy Division, Bauhaus, Violent Femmes, Berlin,
David Bowie, Duran Duran, OMD, Pet Shop Boys, etc… of
course I'm speaking for the both of us. And then there's the
modern stuff… like Postal Service as you mentioned, Interpol,
Beck, Radiohead, The Rapture, The Darkness (hahaha!), The
Shins, Mars Volta, Death Cab for Cutie, Belle and Sebastian,
Fischerspooner, Peaches, Massive Attack, Bjork, Morcheeba,
Portishead, Esthero, Lovage, oh… and ya can't forget
Fi-tee Cent… the birthday song. Buahahahaha!!!
HoneySweetHannah: Damn, I must say, we have exquisite
taste in music.
Cheriebaybee: Umm. Yeah? It's you and I that we're
speaking of, after all. Wait a minute… we're being boring
again. Change of subject.
HoneySweetHannah: Ok, so where have we seen you, or
where might we see you…?
Cheriebaybee: Ok, well this year, I'm going on tour
with Hot Import Nights. I went on tour with them in 2001 as
their official spokes model, and I was also one of the Irev
Idols last year. Other than that, you can find me here on
my site. I've been hiding out because I wanted people to visit
my site to see me exclusively. What about you? What are you
working on this year?
HoneySweetHannah: I'm doing the Hot Import Nights tour
with Valvoline this year. I was with Nissan last year. I'm
going to all of the shows. I'm really excited about that.
And eventually, we'll put up my site.
Cheriebaybee: What show are you most looking forward
to?
HoneySweetHannah: I'm thinking Seattle because the
people are really, really friendly up there, and they have
good food and cute boys. Yeah, I'm voting for Seattle. What
about you?
Cheriebaybee: I dunno, probably Atlantic City because
I want to go to New York again.
HoneySweetHannah: Yay! New York!
Cheriebaybee: Good thing we're traveling together this
year so that we don't have to go to the shows alone…
HoneySweetHannah: Yeah, it's going to be total mayhem
this year. Look out…
Cheriebaybee: Yeah, merciless in 2004.
HoneySweetHannah: So anyway… give us an idea of
what you were like back in high school…
Cheriebaybee: I was a bit of a troubled child back
then. My mother kind of let me run free, so I was out running
amuck with my hoodlum friends. You know, doing anything to
get into trouble… breaking into cars, houses, stealing,
doing drugs, and of course, having sex.
HoneySweetHannah: Cherie, you were stealing cars?!
Oh my gosh!!! Even I'm learning things about you from this
interview! So were there any consequences when you were a
teenager?
Cheriebaybee: Um, yeah. I was arrested, like, two or
three times but I never went to jail or anything. I was handcuffed
though, so that was kind of fun. Hahaha…
HoneySweetHannah: Now are you still into handcuffs,
or do you have any other fetishes that you're into?
Cheriebaybee: Well… we'll get to that in a minute.
What was young Hannah like?
HoneySweetHannah: I was troubled too. I was being really
rebellious. I had this attitude about boys from getting f*cked
over too many times that if I couldn't beat 'em, I would join
'em. So I took on this attitude like a boy. I was very feminine
in the way that I looked but my attitude and the way I thought
about relationships and sex was very masculine. I dunno, I
didn't get into too much trouble. I was always doing bad things,
but I never got caught. Thank God.
Cheriebaybee: Yeah, good thing I never got, like, knocked
up or something. I'd have a kid that'd be, like, in second
grade right now.
HoneySweetHannah: Oh my God… yeah, I'm probably
one of the only girls out of my group of friends that never
got pregnant. I dunno, maybe I'm sterile. Hahaha! I hope not…
Cheriebaybee: Don't worry, Hannah, we'll adopt if not.
HoneySweetHannah: Yeah, I think we should adopt. I
don't want stretch marks or saggy boobs later. Hahaha!
Cheriebaybee: Yeah, me neither. Scary! So… let's
talk about your driving habits. Are you an aggressive driver?
Did you adapt to L.A.?
HoneySweetHannah: Well, dropping off my brother at
the airport last week was quite an experience. Haha. I drive
like a bat out of hell. I love to drive. When I was younger,
people would ask what I wanted to be when I grew up, and I
would say that I wanted to be a NASCAR driver. I love speed,
and weaving and lane-changing. I'm very aggressive, but I'm
safe, regardless of what you seem to think! Hahaha… But
I love to drive. I think it's fun. I just get a kick out of
it. And I love to scream at other stupid drivers when I'm
driving, which I know you enjoy, too.
Cheriebaybee: Yeah, um… I do have a bit of road
rage. I've toned down my driving though because I don't want
to die like you. Hehe…
HoneySweetHannah: Hahahaha! I don't either! I have
skills, Cherie! We're still here! That's what brakes are for!
Cheriebaybee: Hahaha! Yeah… so let's talk more
about our work. We both know that image is really important
in this industry. What image do you think you put across?
HoneySweetHannah: I dunno, I don't like trying to act
too sexy. I feel really cheesy when I do. It's really hard
for me, I've noticed, to take myself seriously. Basically,
I want to be the type of girl where if a fifteen year-old
boy took my poster or eight-by-ten home and put it on his
wall, his Mom would be able to say, "oh, that's a really
pretty girl." Instead of being the girl that she'd say,
"oh, she's trash", or, "she's like this",
or, "she's like that." Not that I necessarily feel
wholesome, but I kind of want to be a natural beauty. What
about you?
Cheriebaybee: Well, as we all know, I've been coined
'The Eurasian Girl Next Door', so I guess I kind of have that
wholesome, good girl image going on, even though I do get
naked. I dunno, it's so not like me in real life. You know
what I mean…
HoneySweetHannah: Yeah, I definitely notice a difference.
It's funny, because after spending so much time with you outside
of work, I'll see pictures of you, or I'll see a video of
you… it's definitely WORK, and it's a total different
persona than what you are in real life. It's kind of interesting
to see the two.
Cheriebaybee: Yeah, I know what you mean. Ok, now back
to an old topic… what are your fetishes?
HoneySweetHannah: Ahh… the good stuff. Hehe…
I have a really weird fetish which no one understands. I think
it might be somewhat Japanese from what I've heard. I have
an armpit fetish. When I'm attracted to someone, I like to
lay them down on a bed, have them hold their arms up and then
I bury my face into their armpit… and inhale. I'm very
animalistic. I'm really attracted to people's scents. Yeah,
it's weird. It's a really odd fetish. What about you?
Cheriebaybee: I dunno, I have a ton of fetishes. It
kind of varies from person to person, because I can't be totally
weird with certain people. I guess the most 'normal' one would
be my 'Daddy fetish', as I like to call it. It's like where
someone takes care of you. Not like, financially, although
I wouldn't complain. Hahaha… kidding. It's where my guy
would baby me or pamper me… like they'd wake me up in
the morning, and bathe me by hand, and towel me off, brush
and blow dry my hair, dress me, feed me… and then tuck
me in at night, and kiss me on the forehead. It's so appealing
to me. I'd be that man's sex slave forever.
HoneySweetHannah: Oh, and paint your toes like Humbert
did in 'Lolita'?
Cheriebaybee: Oh God, yes. Just like that. I don't
mean all the time, but when in sexual moods, it's fun. And
in the same token, being scolded and spanked. I love that.
I like to feel spoiled, but only to a certain extent. I guess
that I like a man who isn't afraid to let go of his pride
of being a man, and just be sensitive with me. There are a
few guys that I dated who were like, "oh hell no,"
when I told them that I liked that. They were just too 'manly'
to treat me like a princess and it'd be too humbling I guess.
And it probably made them feel old being called 'Daddy'. Haha…
HoneySweetHannah: Yeah, I can relate. When I was younger,
I was the typical young girl… I'd chase after guys that
were mean to me and were total jerks. I don't know why I got
off on that. Now I don't even think twice. If a guy were to
treat me like that, he'd be so out the door. I want to be
appreciated, and I want to be worshipped. I don't need someone
to kiss my ass, but I definitely need someone to put in effort
and not be afraid to show how into me they are.
Cheriebaybee: Yeah, I completely agree with you on
that one.
HoneySweetHannah: So… do you have any unique talents
or anything totally weird that you can do with your body?
Cheriebaybee: Hahaha… not that I can think of.
I can move my eyebrows independently from one another, but
other than that… nothing really.
HoneySweetHannah: Oh, I know! You crack!
Cheriebaybee: Hahaha! Yeah, I can crack, like, every
bone in my body. I actually have to do it now. It hurts if
I don't. I think I'm going to have the worst arthritis ever
when I get older. What about you? Do you have any cool freakish
talents?
HoneySweetHannah: Well, I've got really nifty double-jointed
elbows. If I'm at a photo shoot, I'm sitting, and I put my
hand down, my elbow totally twists inward and it looks really
scary. It's not attractive. That's one thing.
Cheriebaybee: Tell us about that famous tongue of yours.
HoneySweetHannah: Hahaha! Oh my gosh, what about it,
Cherie?
Cheriebaybee: Not THAT part… I'm talking about
it's size…
HoneySweetHannah: You mean that long, long Rolling-Stones-logo
tongue? Yeah, I have a very, VERY long tongue. It seems to
be the longest that any of my friends have ever seen. I'm
known for getting drunk, going out to eat late at night, and
somehow managing to stick out my tongue and showing everyone.
Everyone's always in awe, and then you notice people from
the other tables kind of looking, and it's kind of freak-show-ish.
I've had no complaints though. It comes in very handy in my
personal life. Hahaha!
Cheriebaybee: I agree, I agree… so we know that
the internet has catapulted the careers of people like you
and I. And we know that we'd die without having it now…
but besides work; do you spend time on the internet doing
other things? Like chatting in chat rooms or on personals
sites?
HoneySweetHannah: When I first got online years and
years ago, I was taken aback by it all. It was amazing that
you could contact all of these people that you wouldn't normally
know or have any way of knowing. I'd go into chat rooms and
talk, and half of the people would be like, "Hanson sucks!"
and the other half would say, "we hate Marilyn Manson!"
I'd just be in there, talking sh*t about nothing. Now I love
Marilyn Manson. Anyway, no, I don't really go into chat rooms
anymore. I have my screen name, and I have a small, select
group of friends that I talk to online. It's hard…Once
I log my screen name on, I'll mean to do something else on
the computer, and instead, I'll end up chatting and chatting.
I have no idea what we were doing before this whole internet
thing came about. We'd be reading books or something more
productive with our time. I dunno. I like it. I like chatting
with you. We always have really interesting conversations.
I'll be at home, and I'll write 'LOL' or 'hahaha', and I really
will be laughing out loud. It's hilarious.
Cheriebaybee: I agree. I guess I used to think that
it was weird meeting people online because there was that
whole stereotype that all people online were dorky or fat.
But now that there are sites like 'myspace' or 'friendster',
it seems like it's easier to connect with people your age,
and you can even see what they look like before you contact
them. I find myself talking to more and more people via the
internet even though I don't really chat. If you weren't on
my computer so much, maybe… hahaha! But yeah… I
usually only chat with people that I already know. I used
to go in the chat rooms under various screen names and 'crank-chat'
people when I was bored. I'd be really mean and stupid to
people. Or sometimes, I'd talk to random guys. I'd be really
nice, and clever. They'd end up conversing with me for a while,
and once a good conversation started to pick up, most of them
would ask for a picture (they'd REALLY score points if they
never asked for a pic or for a description). I'd tell them
that I didn't have one. Then if they asked, I'd describe myself
as an overweight girl. It was kind of a test, to see if they'd
still talk to me. I guess I kind of hoped that they'd be friends
with me anyway, because then they'd have passed the test,
but I think that most guys failed. I guess I was kind of immature.
I used to do that a lot because I was bored a lot.
HoneySweetHannah: I've been better at staying off of
the computer.
Cheriebaybee: Suuuuure…
HoneySweetHannah: I have been!
Cheriebaybee: Hahaha… ok. So back to guys…
what one person, alive or dead, would you want to make out
with, or sleep with?
HoneySweetHannah: Oh my gosh! Ok… it's really
hard to say. Part of me says Elvis, because he's the king,
and I really love him. I dunno, I'm thinking… I've already
HAD a couple of the people that I wanted really bad, so I'm
pretty content. If I had to choose, I'd say Jimmy Stewart.
I have this huge, huge crush on him and I love his voice.
I love him in 'It's A Wonderful Life'. I dunno… It's
something about his voice, and the way he talks.
Cheriebaybee: I'd have to say… ummm. I dunno…?
I'd say James Dean but I always hear that he's gay or bi…
HoneySweetHannah: I dunno, but seeing your site all
seventies'd out, I could see you choosing… what's that
one guy, with the brother…? Andy Gibb!
Cheriebaybee: Oh my God… I love the Bee Gees,
but I think I'd be with Jim Morrison. He's so sexy…
HoneySweetHannah: Yeah I could see that.
Cheriebaybee: Or Scott Weiland… even though he's
alive.
HoneySweetHannah: Hey, that's a possibility still…
maybe you could go bail him out of jail sometime…
Cheriebaybee: I know! Oh my gosh… Scott, I'm still
waiting!! I'm here for you! Geez… what else to talk about?
HoneySweetHannah: Have you ever been in love?
Cheriebaybee: That's a good question. I guess I could
say that I have, but you really never know because you have
nothing to compare that feeling to. I could say yes, and then
meet someone else and have stronger feelings for them, and
realize that the first time was just an infatuation…
I don't know. At one point or another, I thought that I was.
It obviously didn't work out or else I wouldn't still be single,
but everyone has their moments I guess. You get over it, move
on, and do it all over again. You?
HoneySweetHannah: Yeah, I've been in love. It doesn't
seem like anything lasts forever, but even when things don't
work out, it doesn't mean that it was a bad experience. You
just have to learn something from it. Sometimes you don't
realize what it is that you learned, until you have to apply
it later and then see that things are better because of it.
It's all a growing process I guess. I guess I just feel skeptical,
because love doesn't seem very practical. No matter what,
people are going to do what they're going to do, and everyone
is out for themselves. It's really hard to find balance these
days. Especially being in L.A., the dating scene is much different
than anywhere else.
Cheriebaybee: But don't you agree that L.A. is the
best place in the world to be?
HoneySweetHannah: In terms of seeing hot people with
good style, yes. But in terms of finding guys… I dunno,
I just don't think people are down here to fall in love.
Cheriebaybee: L.A. is great. I love being here. There
is no where else that I'd rather be. Everything here is the
cream of the crop… like we have the best shopping, the
best places to eat, the best nightspots, the best weather,
the best-looking people… everything is great down here.
HoneySweetHannah: And there's practically valet parking
at the grocery store…
Cheriebaybee: There IS valet parking at the grocery
store. Haha…
HoneySweetHannah: Can't beat that! Yeah, I love L.A...
The weather is awesome, beats Northern California, where we're
from, any day. I definitely want to travel. I'd like to go
overseas to visit Europe, and of course, we really want to
go to Japan. I want to travel everywhere, and see everything
that there is to see. See different cultures, eat different
foods… 'Course, you know me. Everything has got to be
about food.
Cheriebaybee: What's your favorite dish?
HoneySweetHannah: I don't know that I have a favorite,
but I'm really big on sushi, raw food…carpaccio. Italian
food… ummm… you know me, I like yummy drinks. Hahaha!
What about you, what's your favorite food or yummy drink?
Cheriebaybee: Steak and shrimps (inside joke) HAHAHA!
No, um… I don't have a favorite food. I can eat anything.
You can take me out to eat anywhere, and I'd find something
that I'd like. The only things I really don't like are onions
and I'm not too crazy about cilantro. Other than that, I don't
really have a preference. I'm pretty easy to please. I am
a sweet tooth though. I can always go for cake, or candy,
or cookies, etc. Yummy desserts…
HoneySweetHannah: I dunno, I like dessert, too. You
know me, I like my salty food, and as soon as I get my salty
food, I want my sugary food, and then once I get my sugary
food, I want my salty food again! I've decided that kettle
corn is a Godsend. That and horchata. We can buy horchata
in bulk at the grocery store.
Cheriebaybee: We'll preorder a case next time…
HoneySweetHannah: I thought it was kind of much when
we were standing in line, but now I'm thinking that it sounds
like a really good idea.
Cheriebaybee: I'm sure that we could drink a case.
Yesterday, we were trying to hold back and we finished that
one container in a couple of hours. Can you imagine if we
weren't holding back and we just drank it like we had wanted
to? We could probably drink two or three of those in a day.
So we could probably go through a case in a week.
HoneySweetHannah: We could each drink one a day, basically.
Wow. Let's hear it for horchata! Hahaha!
Cheriebaybee: Too funny… ok, back to the provocative
stuff. What was your most enlightening sexual experience?
HoneySweetHannah: I was with someone that I was really
sexually compatible with and it was amazing. I don't think
that most people get to have sex on that level. I can't think
of anything too specific right now. It was even deeper than
loving someone and having a bond though… it was just
crazy. It was a natural high, and we were just really in tune
to each other. There was so much passion, and we knew exactly
what each other liked. There are a couple of different things
that I can think of, but you know me. I don't kiss and tell.
What about you? Is there anything that you can think of?
Cheriebaybee: It seems like as I get older, I learn
more and more. Like, five years ago, I thought that I knew
all that there was to know about sex. But with every sexual
experience that I have, I seem to learn something new. Each
passing experience seems to become more and more passionate
and enlightening. I just can't see myself ever running out
of things to do.
HoneySweetHannah: Yeah, I'm really fortunate because
I've always been really comfortable with myself and my body.
I think that it helps that I'm not really inhibited. I get
kind of crazy, but you know that. Haha... You've heard the
rumors. You've seen the evidence… the bite marks, the
bruises.
Cheriebaybee: I don't know what you're speaking of…
haha. I guess for me it was different because when I was younger,
I was a little less open about sex. I was really shy, and
I was really insecure about my body. I lost my virginity when
I was sixteen. From sixteen to nineteen, I was really embarrassed
of my body. I didn't want to have sex with the lights on,
and I did not want my boyfriend to look at my… private
parts. It took a lot to get over it. After I started dancing
is when I kind of started accepting that there was nothing
wrong with my body. But the entire first year that I danced,
I was really insecure. I don't know how you can be a stripper
and be afraid of being nude, but I did it. I guess after a
couple thousand guys told me that I had nice boobs and whatever
else, I got over my insecurities and fears. I'm a lot less
sexually inhibited now than I was back then, I can tell you
that.
HoneySweetHannah: Yeah, I know that we're both pretty
open from the stories that we've shared. I can only imagine
what we're going to be like when we're thirty, thirty-five…
we haven't even hit our peak yet, and after watching 'Sex
And The City' these last couple of seasons, I think I'm going
to be humping the couch.
Cheriebaybee: Yeah, I totally agree. I feel like I'm
a horn ball now. I think about it, and I'm like, "oh
my gosh… it's going to get fives times worse than this.
I'm already at that desperate breaking point where I'm ready
to screw anything that I see."
HoneySweetHannah: Yeah, I guess we're in heat. I think
we should add 'The Rabbit' to our wish lists.
Cheriebaybee: Oh my gosh, seriously, if someone wants
to buy them for us…
HoneySweetHannah: Do you think that they're familiar
with 'The Rabbit'?
Cheriebaybee: Everyone knows about 'The Rabbit'.
HoneySweetHannah: Well, for those that don't know…
it's the uber-vibrator.
Cheriebaybee: HAHA. Yeah, it's the fancy-schmancy,
king of all sex toys. We need a couple… unused. Haha…
HoneySweetHannah: Then we'll REALLY never leave the
house...
Cheriebaybee: Okay, speaking of never leaving the house,
it's time for me to work on other stuff for the site, so let's
just say 'until next time'...
HoneySweetHannah: We hope to see everyone at the Hot
Import Nights shows, and hope that they enjoyed our interview!
Cheriebaybee: Oh, and don't forget to check out Hannah's
site soon at HoneySweetHannah.com,
or at her
yahoo group! Thanks for playing, guys!
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